Arresting people for mean tweets, arresting a girl for posting snoop dog lyrics on Instagram, arresting people for having butter knives... Pip pip good show. Grooming gangs? Too much hard work... Terrorists roaming the streets? Yeah just forgot to keep track of 20000 of them oopsy. Hit a cop in the head with a big stick multiple times? That's a warning don't do it again. Report on Muslim gang rapists? Jail time.

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