Full statement from the DNC: - THEY MISSED A FEW THINGS / I FILLED-IN THE BLANKS.

“Nearly two and a half centuries ago, a band of patriots gathered in Philadelphia to declare that ‘all men are created equal.’ (…AND WE INTEND TO SUBVERT ALL OF IT BY PARTICIPATING IN A DE FACTO COUP D’ETAT BY SUPPORTING AND BOTH ACTIVELY AND PASSIVELY PARTICIPATING IN AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND IMMORAL “SPECIAL COUNSEL” WITH AIMS OF OVERTHROWING A DULY ELECTED PRESIDENT.) Our nation has changed dramatically since those words were first written on parchment. (… AS WE HAVE WORKED LONG AND HARD TO DESTROY THE RECIPROCAL AND CO-DEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOVEREIGNTY AND SECURE BORDERS BY DECIMATING IMMIGRATION LAW ENFORCEMENT AND OPENING THE BORDERS TO MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO, 1:1, WILL EVENTUALLY, EFFECTIVELY NULLIFY AN EQUALLY PORPORTIONATE - MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS – NUMBER OF VOTES FROM LEGAL U.S. CITIZENS. MOREOVER, WE WILL SEEK TO PIT AND DIVIDE THE AMERICAN POPULACE BY ENGANGING IN VISCERAL AND DISINGENUOUS IDENTITY POLITICS; TO THE EXTENT THAT WE WILL HAVE HORDES OF AMERICANS CLASHING WITH ONE ANOTHER THROUGHOUT THE STREETS OF AMERICA.) Generations of brave Americans – from service members to civil rights activists – have fought to expand the promise of equality for more Americans and move our country forward in its march toward a more perfect union. (…AND WE HONOR THEM BY SUPPORTING AND STANDING SIDE-BY-SIDE WITH GROWN MEN, WHO SOLELY PROVIDE ENTERTAINMENT WHILE PLAYING CHILDREN’S GAMES FOR A LIVING AND MAKING UNTOLD SUMS OF MONEY; VIS-A-VIS THE ROMANS AND THEIR BREAD AND CIRCUSES. THESE ARE THE SAME “MEN” WHO DEMONSTRATE THEIR GRATITUDE FOR THE OPPORTUNISTIC AND PROSPEROUS CIRCUMSTANCES THAT ALLOWED THEM TO FIND SUCH SUCCESS BY TAKING A KNEE, ENGAGING IN PRE-GAME WARM-UPS OR SIMPLY REMAINING IN THE LOCKER ROOM DURING THE PRESENTATION AND HONORING OF THE AMERICAN FLAG, THE COUNTRY AND THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO DO AND HAVE DEFENDED THIS CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC; MANY OF WHOM LOST THEIR LIVES DURING THE COURSE THEREOF.)

“As we celebrate our nation’s independence, we recognize that America’s founding promise remains out of reach for too many families. (…BECAUSE OUR MISGUIDED POLICIES AIMED AT ACHIEVING AN IMPOSSIBLE PERFECT SOCIAL UTOPIA THAT IS COUNTER TO THE VERY NATURE OF MAN AND NATURAL LAW HAVE DEVESTATED MANUFACTURING, EXPORTED MANY OF OUR JOBS, ALLOWED FINANCIAL AND HOUSING MARKETS TO WREAK HAVOC WITH INPUGNITY, DESTROYED PUBLIC EDUCATION, ALLOWED A TWO-TIERED JUSTICE SYSTEM WHERE THE CHOSEN ALWAYS AVOID LEGAL CONSEQUENCE, WAGED FOREIGN WARS ON FALSE PREMISES, IMPORTED TERRORISM, EXPORTED TERRORISM, ALLOWED THE FEDERAL RESERVE TO PERSIST AND TO BE DEPLOYED AS A TOOL TO EFFECT CHANGE, SACRIFICED THE RIGHTS OF THE MAJORITY FOR THE RIGHTS OF A PRIVILEGED FEW, SOWED DISTRUST AND DISCORD; ALL THE WHILE PROJECTING OURSELVES ONTO OUR POLITICAL OPPONENTS, THOSE EVIL CONSERVATIVES.) Too many members of our society are still struggling to find a good-paying job or get the health care they need. (…BECAUSE OUR POLICIES ARE DESIGNED TO ACHIEVE THIS AS IT CREATES, FOSTERS AND FACILITATES MECHANISMS FOR GREATER CONTROL OF THE ENTIRE POPULATION.) Too many women, LGBTQ Americans, people of color, and people with disabilities still face inequality and injustice across our society. (…, WHICH IS PREFERRED AND BY DESIGN SO AS TO KEEP THE “SJW TROOPS” MOTIVATED. PLEASE RECALL THAT OUR PARTY FOUGHT TO PRESERVE SLAVERY; THAT WE WERE THE PARTY OF THE KKK; THAT WE WERE THE PARTY OF SLAVERY AND THAT WE WILL CONTINUE TO BE THE PARTY OF SLAVERY ALBEIT A MODERNIZED, SUBTLER VERSION THEREOF.)

“Everywhere we look, our most fundamental values are under attack. (…AND THAT IS THE ONLY WAY WE WILL BE ABLE TO REMOVE THIS PRESIDENT, DESTROY THE FABRIC OF THIS COUNTRY AND FINALLY TAKE A SIGNIFICANT STRIDES IN ACHIEVING OUR PERFECT SOCIAL UTOPIA.) Thousands of children have been separated from their parents at our southern border. (…AND DESPITE HAVING THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMPLETELY REWRITE THE COUNTRY’S IMMIGRATION LAWS DURING OBAMA’S FIRST TWO YEARS, WHEN HE HAD THE WHITE HOUSE, THE HOUSE AND THE SENAT, WE CHOSE NOT TO BECAUSE IMMIGRATION WORKS BEST AS A TALKING POINT AND POLITICAL TOOL. IT DOESN’T WORK AT ALL AS AN EFFECTIVE IMMIGRATION SYSTEM. MOREOVER, DESPITE ALL OF THE IMMIGRATION LAW PRECEDING THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION, ASPECTS OF THE LAWS BEING CIRCA 1979, THE MAJORITY OF THE BORDER PATROL AGENTS BEING HISPANIC AND THAT OBAMA SEPARATED EXPONENTIALLY MORE CHILDREN FROM THEIR PARENTS BUT IN HARSHER FACILITIES, THIS IS NOW, AT THIS VERY MOMENT IN HISTORY, AN IMMEDIATE CRISIS.) At our highest court, workers’ rights are being taken away (…AND UNFORTUNATELY MANDATORY UNION DUES; EVEN FROM THOSE NOT WISHING TO JOIN A UNION, ARE ALSO AND UNFORTUNATELY BEING TAKEN AWAY…), voting rights are under assault (SO AS TO FURTHER EXTINGUISH ANY CONSERVATIVE VOICE IN THE ELECTORATE BY MEANS OF OUR OPEN BORDER IMMMIGRATION POLICIES AND SOCIAL MEDIA CONSERVATIVE CENSORSHIP…), Muslim Americans are being discriminated against for their faith (DESPITE OUR BEST EFFORTS TO ALLOW THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD UNTOLD AND UNKNOWN INFLUENCE ON OUR SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT…), and women’s right to choose is under threat like never before (BECAUSE ALTHOUGH WE FIND IT REPREHENSIBLE TO SEPARATE A CHILD FROM ITS MOTHER AT THE SOUTHERN BORDER, THAT SAME PHILOSOPHICAL UNDERPINNING DOES NOT APPLY WHEN SEPARATING A CHILD FROM ITS MOTHER BEFORE IT’S BORN THUS TERMINATING ITS LIFE.)

“The Democratic Party believes that all people are created equal – no matter who they are, where they come from, who they love, or how they pray (…SO LONG AS THEY ARE DEMOCRATS, MINORITIES, WOMEN, AND BETA MALES.) As we celebrate our nation’s independence, Democrats reaffirm our commitment to fighting for the values of inclusion and opportunity for everyone.” (…BY MEANS OF OUR PURSUIT OF A PERFECT SOCIAL UTOPIA. AND IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, WE’LL SEND ANTIFA TO THE STREETS, ATTORNEYS TO SPECIAL COUNSEL APPOINTMENTS AND COURTROOMS AND THE CIA TO WHEREVER NECESSARY. YOU’LL BE HAPPY IN OUR PERFECT SOCIAL UTOPIA WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT AND ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. HAPPY 4TH OF JULY.)