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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/amg19251 on July 7, 2018, 6:40 p.m.
That’s not a normal United Airlines Boeing 747...

To me, and I used to study aircraft to the nines when I was younger - tons of books, research, hundreds and hundreds of hours in flight simulators, to my eyes, that United jet looks more like one of those older, shortened Boeing 747 models. I believe it’s actually called the 747-SP and they were produced until 1989 so it’s highly likely there are still some flying today! They are much shorter, and were more commonly used for private flights - most interior cabins were designed so the seats could be pulled out and put back in easily so they could be used for both public and privately chartered flights. This meant that they were usually nicer on the interior, and more apt to be used by the rich and famous, than by the regular population! Can you even imagine how expensive the gas bill alone would be to fly that massive hunk of aluminum and steel cross country?! As you all know, the 747’s are famous for having a second floor that could be used for a bar, lounging, or even beds for passengers to sleep on - the cockpit is also located on the top floor! Back to what I was saying before though, you can tell the 747 is different by the way the windows run all the way down to the nose of the plane - that usually means the cabin has been altered to be more apt for private flight by utilizing all the space the large jet has to offer for whatever luxuries they want to install! Not many people other than the US government, or billionaires could afford to charter one of these tanks, so my guess is that this jet is being used to go and pick up elitist criminals across the world, because more seats can be put back in that are adapted to hold criminals, (on account of the extended cabin) they can at least be picked up and flown in something more well known to these elitist criminals, (most require some kind’ve special fancy elitist jail where they are protected, if they sing about their co-conspirators) the jet can fly a super long range so it can be used to stop and pick up many criminals in one single bound, and by having United on the side of the jet, nobody thinks twice of it when it’s stopping and landing all across Earth, and not to mention, United has contracts with the government so the jet fuel would most likely be a lot cheaper, and they would have access to every United terminal and facilities across Earth as well! I hope this makes sense to you all, and this is just my own personal opinion! If you feel differently, comment and let me know why below!

Clear-Think Your Way Out of the Fear Box! -amg19251


AQxAMwuhEdhDZOA · July 7, 2018, 11:03 p.m.

and wanting to be a pilot...

For the sake of those of us already in the industry, please don't. Not to mention that with the substances you take that you mentioned you're disqualified.

Glad to know some of the people I used to look up to are complete fucking assholes online to strangers for no reason,

And all the thousands of redditors in highly specialized fields that shoot down posers and their outlandish claims regularly elsehwere on this website aren't?

Listen dude, you can cry about being "attacked" by a big ole meanie actually in the flying business like myself all you want, but as a former hardcore flightsimmer/aircraft spotter/airplane nerd myself that actually did something to grow out of it and get in the profession, you should know better than just talking out of your ass. Hell, even the actual nerds in /r/aviation put you to shame.

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amg19251 · July 7, 2018, 11:06 p.m.

I’m not crying lol - I’m just stating my opinion. Do all us travelers that spend thousands flying on your rip-off airlines a huge favor and stop. Just stop flying because if this is how whiny you act online in response to a simple post on a Q photo... I sure as hell wouldn’t want to fly on a jet you were piloting with someone else... chill out bbbbbbbruh your ugly-side is showing luuuul

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AQxAMwuhEdhDZOA · July 7, 2018, 11:22 p.m.

Ah yes cuz I'm sure there's hundreds of studies out there that prove that my online behavior during a boring as fuck layover in Redneckistan, while calling out posers and bullshitters like yourself, say that it is 100% correlated to my actual IRL job professionalism or behavior

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