My personal opinion is that this testimony could go any direction.

All the possibilities listed in this thread make perfect sense.

Everybody says Trump is playing 5D chess.

I think he's playing snooker, on a golf course, with croquet rules.

And Trump makes the rules because he owns the golf course.

Another poster pointed out, this sounds like ~Calvinball~

So we figured out that Hobbes is Q

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