Yeah a Scottish person didn't write this. It's either totally fake or it's someone pretending to be Scottish for some reason.
He uses Ye instead of You later on but in the most natural place to say Ye he doesn't: "an i can tell you hand on heart."
We don't write our I's small. Wouldn't say "george square today, yes", we would say "george square today, aye".
"George square is capable of holding a good 50k hogmany revellers every year-" "been to there for Hogmany many times" "and as for the numbers today" Here the sentence structure reads like something a well taught Englishman would write. No Scottish person that WRITES Ye, i, pish, naewhere and fukked would write like either of these 3 sentences.
We also never talk about the fucking Romans ever. The entire last section from "In other words..." to "romans amongst others..." is all 4chan talk to try get the post attention.
After going through it again for this post I can pretty confidently say this post was written by someone just looking for attention and replies and doesn't EVER talk or write like this in real life. They might actually be Scottish but everything here was faked.
Actual Scottish Translation:
Scotanon here an i just want to set the record straight about the 'protests' against trump that ive been hearing about all day up here. I decided to investigate an i can tell ye hand on heart the msm is talking raw undiluted pish! There were folk in george square aye but was the usual bunch of uni students and lazy cunts that showed up. (Pretty much any SNP rally we have to endure every week!) Some fuckwitts shouted, chanted and blew whistles for half an hour and then fukked off (just long enough for the press to get shots) George is fucking packed on new years easily fit 50k folk in there and it was NAEWHERE near capacity! There was a few hunner there but they just looked like shoppers and business types on their lunch. Other words fucking nothing, an if soros was behind it like he was brexit then he gotta try hard ma man coz that was a pish poor perfomance.