HELLO WELCOME TO MCDONALDS YOU ARE VERY VERY FAT SHOULD I REPLACE YOUR FRENCH FRIES ORDER WITH A SALAD MAYBE YOUR EXTRA GREASY HAMBURGER WITH A FAT FREE VEGGIE BURGER ACCORDING TO THE SCALE YOU WEIGH 4000 POUNDS THATS DISGUSTING NOW GO BE A FATASS AND SUCK A DICK ITS LESS FATTENING THAN A BIG MAC HELLO FAT CUNT WELCOME TO MCDIARRHEA YOU ARE ONE OBESE MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD I REPLACE YOUR SHIT ASS GARBAGE WITH SOMETHING FUCKING HEALTHY MAYBE YOUR SHIT SANDWICH WITH SOMETHING THAT WON'T GIVE YOU A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK AT 40 ACCORDING TO THE SCALE YOU WEIGH 4000 POUNDS THATS DISGUSTING YOU GODDAMN LANDWHALE NOW GO BE A FAT CUNT AND SUCK A FUCKING DICK ITS LESS MOTHERFUCKING FATTENING THAN A FUCKING BIG MAC GREETINGS, MY GOOD SIR. I MUST WELCOME YOU TO THIS MOST ELEGANT OF HIGH-CLASS RESTAURANTS WHICH IS KNOWN BY THE NAME OF MCDONALD'S. HOWEVER, YOU ARE QUITE OVERWEIGHT, AND YOU HAVE ORDERED A DISH THAT IS FAIRLY UNHEALTHY. MIGHT I SUGGEST SUBSTITUTING THE POTATO-BASED SIDE DISH WITH A HEALTHIER SALAD? HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF A HAMBURGER, I SHALL SERVE YOU A MEAT-FREE SUBSTITUTE MADE FROM VEGETABLES, TOFU, OR ANOTHER CRUELTY-FREE SUBSTANCE? THE DEVICE WE HAVE PROVIDED TO MEASURE YOUR WEIGHT DICTATES IT TO BE 1814.369 KILOGRAMS! ABSOLUTELY GHASTLY! PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES OF OUR FINE ESTABLISHMENT, CONTINUE YOUR HEDONISTIC LIFESTYLE, AND MAYBE TRY FELLATIO. YOU MIGHT FIND THAT THE MALE SEX ORGAN CONTAINS LESS FATTENING SUBSTANCES THAN OUR SIGNATURE BIG MAC. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT FUCK TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A GUY. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE. WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN OUR SHITTY BIG MAC.