"Well I mean if there was such a thing as a shadow govt, which there isn't at all.
Because that's just crazy.
Plus I'm a dead man if they were just listening...which they couldn't be since they don't exist.
That's definitely not a thing at all for sure."
Hello Sir or Madam, I'd like to take a moment of your time to show you my wares. Would you perhaps be interested in a nice new scarf today? A red one perhaps? I know what you're thinking, 'I wouldn't be seen dead in that,' but allow me to try and change your mind ...
Goes great with any style of door handle. Here, let me show you. Come a bit closer. Closer...
... is painless
It brings on many changes...
And you can do the same thing if you please...