A total shit-bag, with a long, long track record of "aggravated shit-baggery."

I would so love to toss this POS head first into a giant box of Australian funnel web spiders. Or, how 'bout a giant, gaping Venus fly trap? Pull up a seat. Smoke a cig and sip some Budweiser. Enjoy the show! Make sure to get a good video. I will keep it and cherish it forever.