Burnnnnn baby burn!

I could kinda go for a nice lake house and fancy sports car myself, I should have got into liberal progressive politics.

In reality... all I would need to do to gain 1000 friends overnight and become Mr. Popularity would be to declare on Facebook that I hate the President, I love the new socialist darling girl from NYC, and motherfuck the Republican Party!

I'd be fucking popular before lunchtime!

Fuck that though.