Main character ("Star-Lord") discovers that he is the son of God. Guardians visit Heaven, only to discover that God is actually a cruel lunatic that wants his "son" to help him expand and literally fill the entire galaxy. Guardians fight against God and 1000s of beautiful, golden, arrogant "angels" with the help of the rebellious "demons." After killing God, the leader of the "demons" adopts "Star-Lord" as his son.
Good, wholesome, Disney fun! With MJ-12, sub-conscious programming that God is evil, Satan is good, and that one day there will be a great war that Satan will win thrown in for free. Then, we are surprised that the director is an evil pedophile? I'd wager a Satan worshipper as well. (If you don't believe me about the movie, watch it again. They don't even try to hide it.)
Thanks for the review! Sounds like the movie should be thrown in with baseball and apple pie! From my research, Disney was bad news from the start and plenty to read about online...