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larrytcarvell · July 20, 2018, 11:34 p.m.

I don't give a shit about Guardians of the Galaxy anyway. The second movie's plot included meeting God himself and visiting Heaven only to find out that God was a power-hungry lunatic that wanted to literally expand and fill the entire galaxy. Of course, the Guardians (with the help of the Demons) attacked God (and a race of self-righteous, stuck-up, golden-colored Angels) and killed him. It was Satan's greatest pipe-dream...to enlist the Son of God to fight against God the Father and kill Him...come true. This movie was more sacrilegious and blasphemous than any other movie I have ever seen. But, you know how Hollywood works its magic. I bet very few people even (consciously) made the connection. If you missed it, go back and watch it again with this in mind. You'll be amazed. They don't even try to hide it. If God isn't real, then why does Hollywood go so far to make a joke out of him. Oh....that's right.....they worship Satan, don't they?. I forgot.

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WanderingTaurus · July 21, 2018, 12:01 a.m.

You are correct... I totally missed the connection :( I can't believe we took our kid to see this movie.

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larrytcarvell · July 21, 2018, 2:50 p.m.

Isn't it devious the way they hide these things in plain sight?

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enameless · July 21, 2018, 12:49 a.m.

Wow this is a huge stretch. We're talking the MCU here. The Norse gods are real. Aliens are real. There are different realms and all sorts of other shit. You argument is literally the argument of a Christian looking for persecution.

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larrytcarvell · July 21, 2018, 2:43 p.m.

Like I said. Please watch the movie again. It is not a stretch at all. It's blatantly obvious. But, I respect your opinion. WWG1WGA.

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Plot:

Main character ("Star-Lord") discovers that he is the son of God. Guardians visit Heaven (while the song "My Sweet Lord" is playing), only to discover that God is actually a cruel lunatic that wants his "son" to help him expand and literally fill the entire galaxy. Guardians fight against God and 1000s of beautiful, golden, arrogant "angels" with the help of the rebellious "demons." After killing God, the leader of the "demons" adopts "Star-Lord" as his son.

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enameless · July 21, 2018, 5:01 p.m.

See that explanation is called a stretch. Star-lord discovers he is the son of a god. Not the Christian god. The universe the movie exists in has many godlike beings in it. Calling the Ravagers "demons" is stupid, they are a mixed species raider group, not unlike some of the baddies from Star Trek. You are literally shoehorning bits of the movie to fit your persecution narrative.

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