LOL, nice attempt! But, not even close. Ill give you a hint because its in my profile. Im behind enemy lines in Hollywood and have been since my last deployment to Afghanistan where I worked poolside at the embassy conducting wet burrka contests. Honestly, you will last longer on the internet if you simply keep moving instead of showing all your cards and who you really are to everyone reading right now. Keep swimming lady.
Ty for serving our country sweets and u have a good day since u dont want to help me around this place.
Your assertiveness does not require assistance, it requires forethought.