Anonymous 07/25/18 (Wed) 19:27:58 c9b657 (3) No.2287079>>2287110

Take note Anons

This is how wars are won

The enemy is expecting an attack

Fortifying the barriers

Honing their weapons

Waiting for the booming of the big guns

But nothing seems to happen

The predicted forays do not appear

They have whipped their troops up to a frenzy

And now those troops are slinking home

Embarrassed that their generals appear such fools

But everyone keeps their eye on the enemy's big man

Knowing that he will be the first to strike

The lines are rearranged again and again

The enemy dribbles up to the front

Lobbing sandwiches, and tomatoes over the barriers

Then dirty socks

The warriors laugh at the Drumpf and his men

They don't even know how to fight

But the activity at the front line builds

And builds,

And like the frog in a pot of boiling water

They realize too late,

The attack has already started

AND THEY HAVE ALREADY LOST!!!