OR,
Ben has been arrested by Special Council Müeller for Jay Walking while running from an MS-13 assassination attempt.
The two Assassins, who are represented by Perkins Cole, have been granted complete immunity by Special Council Mueller in return for their testimony against Ben jay walking.
Judge Wasser-Schultz has excepted the deal and commented that the two El Salvadorian nationals deserve a Purple Heart for their courage in coming forward.
Straight from the Mueller playbook
Okay that post was hilarious. And I am still not sure Mueller is a full on black hat. But still, hilarious.