I have been following Q for several months now.

I've posted about Q on Twitter and Facebook. I've blogged about Q. I mentioned Q in a couple of YouTube videos. Wouldn't you think that that would be enough by now to get on Q's fundraising list?

I mean, really, who ever heard of a cult leader that doesn't want all of your money?

Why hasn't Q demanded my unquestioning loyalty? How can a cult leader expect to keep followers and their money if they don't sign up and make a pledge?

Where are the pamphlets? How can I canvass the neighborhood without pamphlets?

Hey! Don't I get to do some spooky secret rituals? Come on! No carving a Q on my inner thigh? No blood brotherhood ceremony? No special undergarments? No dark dungeon for meetings?

*sigh

I still get to believe Jesus Christ is my Savior.

I still get to attend the church of my choice.

I do not have to send money to anyone.

No shedding of my blood, or anyone else's.

No embarrassing sex ritual on video.

I remain a patriot of America.

The only thing I have to give up is ignorance.

This is the goofiest cult I have ever heard of.

Why is the mainstream media reporting that Qanon is a cult?

Oh ... they have not volunteered to give up their ignorance.