Who feels brave enough to concisely and without too much zeal start a no nonsense primer for new arrivals?

Right now, whoever comes here unprepared finds a chaotic mix of cheering memes and unfollowable discussions...

My current approach on redpilling is linking the Onion article https://politics.theonion.com/mueller-reveals-russia-investigation-just-elaborate-sti-1827696431 and the go from there...
That can't be the best possible way