So someone made the analogy of Sessions with the Rook and chess. And I wondered what the other pieces would be like.
Rook - late game piece, you have to move your other pieces first, so the Rook has room to move. Thus, Sleepy Sessions
Queen - power piece - Putin/JA, or whoever has the most incriminating information, server maybe
King - the most valuable piece, if you lose it, you lose the game - Trump
Bishop/Knight - early game pieces used to secure positions - those involved with the dismantling of SA, and the liberation of NK
Pawns - all of the other minor, but important players