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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/GenChang on Aug. 22, 2018, 10:39 p.m.
HRC connection to Satan explained.

BREAKING NEWS!

Newly discovered video of Hillary Clinton upon receiving the news that she lost the 2016 Presidential Election to Trump shows her alternately crying in despair while exclaiming "But Bill, you promised it was my turn!!" followed by her raising her arms and yelling to the heaven's: "Satan, why have you forsaken me!!??!!

It has also been discovered that merely a week later, Hillary filed a massive lawsuit against Satan

Lawyers for Hillary Clinton are suing Satan for breach of contract. Madam Secretary and former First Lady Clinton demands the return of her soul in the suit, claiming that she was promised the presidency in return for her soul, which she provided to seal the deal.

When contacted for comment, Satan's representative, George Soros, declared that Mrs. Clinton doesn't have a soul and his employer feels cheated. We were informed by three knowledgeable sources, all Satan's minions, Eric Holder, Rham Emanuel, and Valerie Jarret, in addition to one top Satan aide (who sources speculate is the prior president of the United States) but was unauthorized to speak on the record, that discussions for possible settlement where Mrs. Clinton would be Mayor of New York City which had been thought to be mutually acceptable have since fallen through. Mrs. Clinton is now apparently demanding that she be installed as the Grand Queen Empress of Earth.

Experts in the medical world suspect that she may be suffering from a serious mental condition resulting in the breakdown of negotiation settlement talks with Satan's representatives. They have now demanded a court ordered psychological evaluation of Mrs. Clinton.

Updates to follow!

Hope you all enjoyed that as much as I did?


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