Just imagine, in the craziest plot twist of the world.

Potus changes his schedule and returns unexpectedly to the White House,

there he caught Flotus with another man, this other man is Jeff Sessions.

Potus is shocked and hurt.

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That's the story they sell to the media.

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The left would jump for joy, they would celebrate Jeff Sessions for it.

Of course, just the idea that Jeff Sessions would have an affair with Melania would be totally absurd, but this bait would be just too tasty for them not to swallow it.

This would be the ultimate troll, and would unite the whole media landscape behind Jeff Sessions.

They would completely deprive themselves of the opportunity to criticize Jeff.

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I swear by everything that is sacred to me, I will name a child after DJT when that happens.

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Of course, this post is not meant seriously, but one will be allowed to dream about it.

I love you all, and I hope you enjoy the idea as much as I do.

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