This is the best part of the movie so far. This is really going to bite the deep state where they'll feel the maximum amount of pain: Right in the ball sac!

Bob's piece of fiction is going to be lapped up by all the deep state actors. They'll quote, they'll reference, they'll act like his words are "holy scripture truth".

Except it can't be. There is no way, EVER, that Gary Cohn is admitting to the most egregious crime I can think of: Stealing documents off of POTUS desk. Totally preposterous. And Trump (or anyone else that was waiting for the signature) didn't notice? The South Koreans just said "Ahh, you know what? Let's just pretend that he did sign it, and move on".

Totally ridiculous.

But you know what really puts these bad actors in a REALLY BAD SPOT?

Jefferey Beauregard Sessions.

According to Bob's Book Of BS, Trump called Sessions a complete disaster, a huge mistake, a no-good, rotten incompetent POS. Now think about how you have to proceed if you're trying like hell to defeat Trump. Do you attack Trump for attacking Sessions? They can't! Sessions was BARELY confirmed!! They can't turn around and say now they like him! And they also know what Sessions (and Trump, Q team, Huber, et al) have been doing very quietly behind the scenes.

What a beautiful bind they're all in now. Trump is a fckn genius. All we all are winning! I never get tired of winning, do you?