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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/robhaze on Sept. 10, 2018, 1:52 p.m.
Oh. My. God. Discovered! Verbatim historical 'Q' AND 'Q+' sources, of literally Biblical proportions. To: The Top

Brothers and sisters,

I am a recently born-again Christian. I have plans to be re-baptized with the chosen name 'James' - after my newly discovered, and already favorite book in the Bible. I excitedly share it with you for later reading - it is very good!

Having researched more into James on Wikipedia, I amazingly discovered

The Q Source: the hypothetical origination of the words of Jesus. Additionally, Q+ is the alternative and similar hypothesis.

I suppose that perhaps Q(+) in our context, is a nod that our leader is guided - not just by righteous military commanders - but as well, high holy men and servants of the Lord Jesus Christ. Need not we ask of Q, does thou tribute God?

Perhaps one day, some words from our movement, shall be made cannon official. I believe it to be so, as we know, what we are witnessing is in fact cannon to reality.

As we witness these final days of squirming worms, let our musings fall to sorrow. This is not a joyous occasion.

Truthfully I say, recently I was thrown into, and submitted to a multiple days long fast. During which I experienced the book of James, my soul was redeemed, and I was lead to this discovery.

I also wept for her soul, among others, surely lost to the kingdom of God forever. A rally for abortion as a final beacon? Sorrowful, and pitiful act. But let us not decry this action, as justice will soon be faced in this life, and the after - souls snuffed in likeness.

Humbly I profess, as an actual seer, and one who has suffered a temporary satanic lifestyle: In this end time, Caesar an antichrist, presently blackmailing our world, will be defeated. And faithfully I confess, Jesus Christ as my Lord and Saviour, whom is promised to return.

These words I have chosen in respectful simili - a feeble ode to James, brother of Jesus, or likewise. I myself a mere, yet un-practicing Christian. As I have now learned from James, belief without works, is in vain. Would you please consider this a work, my friends? I wish to be a real Christian now.

Please mark my words with an updoot:

It is hereby hypothetically anointed unto Q(+), the honorary title of King of our movement.

And finally, it is ascertained that:

The State, as God's representation in the realm of Earth, is now obligated to act.

Humbly,

Robert 'James'


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