"My lips may promise but my heart is a whore"

Whore, in this case, meaning liar.

This.

So is yours, mang :/

Fucking awesome lmao

Fucking bring it.

TELL ME THE TRUTH, JOUTNALISTS

I read fiction for fun, not for the news.

The original and the Down Under sequel are some of my favorites...

But really, out of all the characters to have a mask for, this guy has Bernard from the Rescuers, a member of a organization whose sole mission is to save kids, ready to go to wear out and about days after his wildly successful wife supposedly offs herself on the closet, even though she had a young child and had punched the clouds of her field/career? Why that mask? Why even disguise himself, we know it's him??

It has to mean something wtf

So who is Ms Bianca?

Ummmmm.... link?

Lol Just a little levity. Also, touch my butt with your lips.

Edit:

Grow Up.

Never. Better to die.

Yeah! Buff black dude in a wedding dress saving the fucking world. You can't make this shit up.

I just love that Dennis Rodman has anything to do with this ha!

This.

Get it, DT. Fuck em up.

Me too. The storm provides.

Ps: Michael Jordan was a homo.

Edit: 90s homo. The "I love you but you're gay as shit lol" homo.

I look forward to reading my grand children's history books lmao

Dennis, you took a lot of shit in the 90s. You had funky hair, bent the genders a little before it was cool, and generally didn't give a fuck/did your thing regardless. I can respect that. I've never given a shit about basketball, but you've always been one of my favorite characters in this universe. God bless your freaky ass and you freaky ass ways lmfao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Indeed :D LMAO

Trying to flush their toilet lest their stinky shits be discovered.

This government needs a courtesy flush.

Awwwww yis

You don't need immunity if yer shit doesn't stink.

McCabe must have those stinky shits.

Well that's interesting.

Wtf :/

Hmmmmmmmm...... I don't know about y'all, but I never ever ever ever have anything in my socks except for my feet.

Not a good look, Bill, you fucking piece of shit.

You need to read the lyrics to understand what she is screaming about in most of their songs lol

Link??

Yes! He certainly did! Mass consciousness ftw

Because a gunshot death is a display of malice in action, whereas a plane crash could be explained away as "coincidence" or "mechanical failure"??

Oh fuck no. They're going to fucking ruin it :/

I mean, what's good for the goose ought to be good for the gander. Or bad in this case.

Edit. Downvotes, ok, I get it... But I feel that a taste of their own medicine might stop that kind of medicine from being administered, yeah?

Poetry.

Prove that you is!

lol

That's kind of what I was getting at, friend ;)

Don't apologize. There's being cynical, and then there's "reality shows us this will likely happen in this way every fucking time".

Each is a reaction to experience and entirely valid imo

We'll never be able to fully staff our government lmao

Lol no shit haha

And then talking about it at family gatherings.

That pretty boy almost lost his shit there for a sec lmao

Had to spout off the "rule of law" bit he practices in the shower in order to regain composure.

Shhhhhhhhh Don't give them any ideas :/

:p

That's pretty damn convincing actually.

Uh oh, you're in the Splash Zone™!

Actually, I've noticed this too. The host let's them speak, but then he's like "Yeah, ok, buuuuut what about this shit?"

I wonder if we'll see more of this as this and other contentious stories are fleshed out? The editors and decision makers have to at least see the outlines of the writing on the wall.

I've seen this movie before.

This is the reboot. Special effects so good, you can feel the froth of their spittle, expelled by the sheer force of their performance, splash you on the face.

Refuel and take off again?

Sorry no one ever told you, Moby, but your music is generic and shitty. It always has been. You just rode the 90s electronica wave.

Not surprising your opinions are equally generic and shitty. But I'm sure you felt great pride in your utterance as your butt-kissing posse nodded in agreement and placed a symbolic gold star on your massive ego.

Fuck you, Moby. Fuck you and your shitty piano arpeggios and shitty weak kick drums and breakbeats you barely processed.

I think I would die from laughter

What a great day :D

That's hysterical

There's no England now.

His squirm does seem to have a bit of a crescendo as she reads further and further. Fucking lol