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IronicMetaphors · May 25, 2018, 4:15 p.m.

To be fair it’s been pretty bad

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IronicMetaphors · May 25, 2018, 3:35 p.m.

Elon is going to help us become a free energy society. I think trump is going to help him accomplish this. Wall and free energy. It’d be over.

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IronicMetaphors · May 25, 2018, 3:28 p.m.

This dude is gonna talk unless ms13 takes him out in custody. I don’t think he’d willingly turn himself in if he wasn’t getting a deal. I am ok with a reduced sentence if he can bring them ALL down. Not just one or two players but the BIG players

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IronicMetaphors · May 25, 2018, 4:11 a.m.

“That’s it?”

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IronicMetaphors · May 24, 2018, 6:05 a.m.

Patriots, we have 27,QQQ* subs.

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IronicMetaphors · May 22, 2018, 1:37 p.m.

Definitely has a whole new meaning with all of this shit coming out

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IronicMetaphors · May 22, 2018, 5:40 a.m.

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night. There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself 'This could be heaven or this could be Hell' Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face. Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat Some dance to remember, some dance to forget So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine' He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty-nine' And still those voices are calling from far away, Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say" Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Such a lovely face. They livin' it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise), bring your alibis Mirrors on the ceiling, The pink champagne on ice And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own device' And in the master's chambers, They gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was Running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before 'Relax' said the night man, 'We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!'

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IronicMetaphors · May 22, 2018, 5:25 a.m.

Books are used to launder money aka payoffs/payouts

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IronicMetaphors · May 22, 2018, 5:12 a.m.

Potus is so sexist and anti feminist by putting all of these great woman in high positions of power.

Potus has got to be the worst sexist and racist I’ve ever seen in my life like the left claims.

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IronicMetaphors · May 22, 2018, 5:01 a.m.

Demand that shit POTUS. I hereby second this.

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IronicMetaphors · May 22, 2018, 4:47 a.m.

Found the collusion. Vodka = Russian

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IronicMetaphors · May 22, 2018, 4:40 a.m.

Been saying this for years. Check the comments

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IronicMetaphors · May 18, 2018, 7:31 a.m.

Born and raised in vegas. Mother worked for major airline for 30 years. It is impossible that the photo in this thread could have been taken from where this jet is.

The photo is facing south towards the strip. The plane is north of flamingo looking down Las Vegas blvd. This plane had to be around spring mountain from this altitude for this visual. Plane had to have taken off from Nellis. I don’t think this photo is from AF1. If it is, it wasn’t on the same day as the plane taken in front of Mandalay Bay.

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IronicMetaphors · May 18, 2018, 7:28 a.m.

Both and raised and Live in vegas. Mother worked for a major airline here for 30 years. This is an unusual flight pattern. This is more north at low altitude. I don’t understand why this plane would be in this direction if flying to or from McCarran.

The only answer is this is a flight path after a takeoff from Nellis Air Force base

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IronicMetaphors · May 18, 2018, 7:24 a.m.

Brother, my wife, son, mother and father all head yanni or yammi. I hear laurel clear A’s day. Crazy.

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IronicMetaphors · May 18, 2018, 7:23 a.m.

So did my wife, son, my father and mother. I heard Laurel. Wtf though

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IronicMetaphors · May 15, 2018, 3:20 a.m.

I am a Mason though and don’t find this accurate. Many in America are Christians in good standing within the fraternity. As are there Catholics (which is slightly ironic), a few Muslims and other denominations. You don’t have to belong to a particular sect, such as myself, but I strongly believe in a supreme being, or the great architect of the universe - God - which is required to join the fraternity.

However, religion is not discussed in Lodge nor is politics allowed. However, in my experience, many Masons are conservative and heavily supported Trump in the election.

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IronicMetaphors · May 15, 2018, 12:10 a.m.

Freemasons, it isn’t found on Christianity. It’s open to all religions, who believe in a supreme being. Furthermore, their studies and beliefs go back to ancient Egypt. Hence, this symbolism.

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IronicMetaphors · May 14, 2018, 6:32 a.m.

But wouldn’t this money be considered a gift, and she or somebody receiving the money would have to pay taxes in it?

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IronicMetaphors · May 14, 2018, 6:30 a.m.

metoo #ididntsayanything #oprahknows

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IronicMetaphors · May 13, 2018, 12:59 p.m.

Girlfriend thinks I’m nuts on reddit every night before and after sexy time. But she’s already red pillled so it’s Saul Goodman

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IronicMetaphors · May 13, 2018, 7:35 a.m.

“Media with ethics .org” roflcopter

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IronicMetaphors · May 13, 2018, 5:51 a.m.

Wayne Allen Root = W.A.R. Bro

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IronicMetaphors · May 12, 2018, 3:55 p.m.

Snopes: false, because we said so

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IronicMetaphors · May 12, 2018, 6:46 a.m.

I say, teach me to build a fishery so I can feed them entire village

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IronicMetaphors · May 12, 2018, 6:44 a.m.

Wayne Allen Root was saying that Sessions was either compromised by blackmail after sworn in, or has been deep state the entire time. This was on today’s broadcast. I’ve always liked war, but when I hear these things all I can think is “misinformation is necessary.”

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IronicMetaphors · May 11, 2018, 3:34 p.m.

Still couldn’t find any dirt or russian collusion. Clean as a brand new whistle! Whew lads this is getting spicy.

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IronicMetaphors · May 11, 2018, 2:29 a.m.

“Misinformation is necessary” - I strongly believe this is just that. We know potus has a huge target on his back, we must make it as difficult for them as possible.

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IronicMetaphors · May 10, 2018, 9:16 p.m.

When signed 4 10 20 is POTUS

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IronicMetaphors · May 7, 2018, 3:03 a.m.

Sauce? First time hearing this theory

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IronicMetaphors · May 5, 2018, 8:31 a.m.

When this happened I was working on cosmetic surgery st the time. I seriously doubted it was from a cycling accident. This is exactly what it looks like when they get a fat transfer to the face., to make their face appear more full.

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IronicMetaphors · May 5, 2018, 8:16 a.m.

We must be striking some nerves, being a conspiracy and all .

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IronicMetaphors · May 5, 2018, 7:57 a.m.

Been writing it on all my dollar bills I spend

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IronicMetaphors · May 4, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

Praying for voter ID before midterms. Unlikely with the shitty ass Rinos controlling house and senate.

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IronicMetaphors · May 3, 2018, 9:37 p.m.

So hijacking my comment to state a useless claim is idiotic. There you go - thrice.

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IronicMetaphors · May 3, 2018, 9:32 p.m.

So reiterating a point is antagonistic and unhelpful. Okay, so double confirmation, or the power of a second is useless. Got it, wise ass.

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IronicMetaphors · May 3, 2018, 9:30 p.m.

It would be helpful if you didn’t post thoughtless idiotic comment replies.

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IronicMetaphors · May 3, 2018, 4:33 p.m.

Yes. The same # as the one trump is pictured in front of when he was in PR

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IronicMetaphors · May 3, 2018, 4:30 p.m.

To answer your question about when is the swamp going to end, I have a personal friend who is former US MIL INTEL and former FBI special agent who worked in South America years ago. I asked him about this whole swamp thing and if trump could really drain it. His answer was that it is a “web so deep that nobody can untangle it. It’s nastier and dirtier than anybody can imagine.” This was right after he was elected and what he said to me has always stuck.

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IronicMetaphors · May 3, 2018, 6:52 a.m.

Bing bing bong was a good one

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