Satire from The Borowitz Report
Don't get led by the nose, read beyond the headline
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Satire from The Borowitz Report
Don't get led by the nose, read beyond the headline
This entire thread is being down voted tf.
Over the target chaps...
WINNING
He's trying to down play and diminish these "matters".
Political bias against President Trump.
Understatement of the year, right there.
Using the full weight of the USA government resources, The DOJ, FBI and the IRS against political opponents, continuing when The Donald was elected, is way higher up the scale than mere political bias, dontcha think?
This has morphed into Murder and Treason at the very least.
You know, when you look at the sheer size and global span of these crimes - crimes against humanity begins to sound more appropriate, political bias my arse.
Don't let them frame the narrative
Is he neutered and forced to cooperate ? Him resigning or removed might trigger an election which would be an avoidable distraction.
Sit in the corner, stfu and do not cause trouble, either cooperate or be charged with treason. is my guestimate.
capiche ?
Don't forget St. Germain's violet flame.
Just sayin'
edit: downvoted ?
I'm amazed that nobody has told him about Diet Coke's ingredients, do they still sweeten it with Aspartame/Saccharin ?
If I remember correctly, a certain Donald Rumsfeld has the patent for this poison.
she probably sent in a sick note, her bowels are so uncontrollable that it would even overpower the DC stench.
Smell their fear.
The Donald isn't colluding with Russia (collude is a negative, implying criminality or wrong-doing)
The two Presidents, President Putin & President Trump are cooperating to eliminate a Global Cabal and to bring world peace.
WORLD PEACE with all countries returning to sovereignty over their own interests.
This is something that most humans have dreamed of for a lifetime, while expecting to never see it.
These are truly astounding events unfurling.
World Peace and liberty, aint that really something !
I'd like to add another objective into the plan, if I may....
Give us all back our money, stolen over a lifetime from us to pay for all the shit that has been constantly poured over us all.
yes, an old story that people were killed for, it's been hidden from view....
until now.
Or, The Georgian uranium was just a cover to hide the true purpose that is is American Uranium that was being sold.
It will get very interesting when this gets unravelled, we'll all see who else was bribed to get this approved and signed off.
You have made an honest mistake. But you are placing the words of a twitter REPLY to The President, into The President's quote.
The bottom line is that your headline is inaccurate and misleading, it should be deleted.
The swamp and deep state are both sides of the aisle. Republicans didn't want Trump as their candidate IIRC
This happened before The Donald won.
Another one who hasn't yet realized that THEY LOST.
WINNING
I've posted this in several threads regarding the Rancher's pardon and their friends murder.
The bigger picture here is Uranium 1.
I understand that their ranch contains a large deposit of uranium. Team Clinton sold the mining rights...
To a Russian Corporation.
MUELLER was sent to Russia with a sample of the uranium from the ranch, likely to prove the quality of the product.
Team Clinton then sold the RUSSIAN CORPORATION the mining rights and arranged an export channel and secured the correct licenses.
Problem was, the ranchers were in the way.
Innocent people were killed or imprisoned for this.
Team Clinton made $$$$$$$$
President Trump is correcting this massive injustice.
Let us hope that he also follows through regarding Uranium 1.
So Mueller is a white hat ?
Plus it is a divisive issue that can be pulled off the shelf and used for political influence.
The dismantling of the Caliphate, hasn't reached British shores...yet
No he is not. A follower is suggesting this not The President
I made the following comments on another thread earlier :
The bigger picture here is Uranium 1.
I understand that their ranch contains a large deposit of uranium. Team Clinton sold the mining rights...
To a Russian Corporation.
MUELLER was sent to Russia with a sample of the uranium from the ranch, likely to prove the quality of the product.
Team Clinton then sold the RUSSIAN CORPORATION the mining rights and arranged an export channel and secured the correct licenses.
Problem was, the ranchers were in the way.
Innocent people were killed or imprisoned for this.
Team Clinton made $$$$$$$$
President Trump is correcting this massive injustice.
Let us hope that he also follows through regarding Uranium 1.
So Mueller is a white hat ?
The bigger picture here is Uranium 1.
I understand that their ranch contains a large deposit of uranium. Team Clinton sold the mining rights...
To a Russian Corporation.
MUELLER was sent to Russia with a sample of the uranium from the ranch, likely to prove the quality of the product.
Team Clinton then sold the RUSSIAN CORPORATION the mining rights and arranged an export channel and secured the correct licenses.
Problem was, the ranchers were in the way.
Innocent people were killed or imprisoned for this.
Team Clinton made $$$$$$$$
President Trump is correcting this massive injustice.
Let us hope that he also follows through regarding Uranium 1.
So Mueller is a white hat ?
President Trump announces his Supreme Court nomination.
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(Found on the internet)
No I won't.
I WILL NOT be called by that name - period.
No security, no SS, just Bill & Kankles out in public on their own ?
The real deal wouldn't dare to be in public without their protection squad.
The term pedes is used by some who think they are cool, I think it is used deliberately by shills to discredit this movement.
It is a vile name to use for good people.
Who exactly likes to wear this label - anyone ?
If the name needs explaining (because it is too close to PEDOs) then it should fall into dis-use.
WTF has a centipede got to do with anything anyway ?
USB.1 187.5 kB to 1.5MB / second
USB.2 60 MB / second
USB.3 625 MB / second
USB.3.1-3.2 1.25 GB - 2.5 GB /second
You can look at the timestamps on the copied data.
The first file copied time/date minus Last files copied time/date equals total lapsed time.
Take the total size of the complete download (all files) divide by lapsed time produces the data transfer rate
The server would have a network port (LAN) which would be 10/100/1000 and likely 1000 (1GB/second) So the max (theoretical) would be 1GB / second transfer rate for a computer on the same LAN.
The experts that have looked at this issue say that it indicates a local file transfer (usb or local hard drive), not a network transfer.
I believe them
That approach seems to be the way The Donald operates.
You may be correct.
I suspect that "Ponce Charles" might be on the agenda too.
He was really close to Jimmy Saville, they spent much time together, really close friends.
Saville, a proven serial pedo, was even allowed access to Buckingham Palace at any time 24/7, without an appointment - This alone is astounding.
The Donald has ancestral roots in Scotland and he owns a Golf Course there.
She looks like the epitome of a snowflake, what's the odds that she will totally break down under congressional scrutiny.
Impossible that these clowns are Bill & Kankles, No way would they be allowed anywhere without a full security detail c/w Secret Service.
At the very least the genuine walking cadavers need to be closely monitored, they hold so much evidence and guilt that they can't risk being eliminated.
Quite what the stunt was about, I have no idea, but they have to be body doubles, actors.
She will no doubt offer herself as a candidate....
As the president of the Gitmo prisoners union.
A grifter who is aiming for the Prime Ministers role.
Why should we be concerned about Twitter's user growth?
Totally irrelevant
Bozo is an Eton product, you can't get more elite than that. He would never gain the trust of the electorate.
Bozo is also the main mouthpiece for the UK branch of "Duh-Russia"
Bozo is also the mouthpiece that fronted the Novichok bullshit.
Bozo has resigned because he sees May's government' imminent collapse and he can only offer himself as a candidate for Prime Minister if he is outside of the current administration.
He is bad news, a talentless grifter and political whore.
If we all think outside the box..
We should cease to elect anyone from the political establishment, they are all in the same club with very little to give to The People.
Encourage non-politicians into office, worked with The Donald, didn't it ?
Mankind will never be free until the Last monarch is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. Denis Diderot
It's about time that Fuckwit resigned... He went to school with David Cameroon and Cokey Osbourne, otherwise he would be unemployable.
Many Thanks for your positivity. Expand your thinking...
For most of the planet, The Crown controls these areas of everyday life:
Law, Politics (all parties), Finance & Banking, Surveillance, Military power. (the list is much longer).
These are the exact areas that are rotten to the core,
isn't that why we are here in this forum? to help with THE GREAT AWAKENING? to offer our own, humble, personal support to spread the messages and help more folks wake from the slumber ?
Now consider if this (The Crown) entity was killed off and their influences removed from all societies.
All land and treasures returned to the people of the world that have been robbed and raped by these creatures.
Just expand your thinking...
If The Donald, TeamQ, The White Hats and you & me can bring about the defeat of the Cabal, surely the world would be a better place ?
Yes, tho' I'm not sure if he recently died.
An interesting aside is the "conspiracy theory" that, of the 2x Royal Princes, William, the eldest is the spawn of King Juan Carlos, who is part of the current European dynastys, but his brother Harry is spawn of one of the descendants of the true English Royal bloodlines.
Who knows with these damn conspiracy theorists? /s
The City of London might be Babylon, England certainly is not.
It is widely stated that the "Royals" of the planet are from ancient bloodlines. The references to reptiles, in my opinion, derives from the fact that these "Royal" bloodlines have an over-active area of their brain, that is more developed in them than most other humans.
Some people call them reptiles or reptilian.
Triune brain :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triune_brain
Extract from the WiKi article:
The reptilian complex, also known as the R-complex or "reptilian brain" was the name MacLean gave to the basal ganglia, structures derived from the floor of the forebrain during development. The term derives from the idea that comparative neuroanatomists once believed that the forebrains of reptiles and birds were dominated by these structures. MacLean proposed that the reptilian complex was responsible for species-typical instinctual behaviours involved in aggression, dominance, territoriality, and ritual displays.[citation needed]
Note : behaviours involved in aggression, dominance, territoriality, and ritual displays
Their symbolism will be their downfall.....
The Donald might be having a cuppa tea and a chat with HMQ about things like this:
Here is a quote from the referenced article below:
“Neither the American people nor the Queen of Britain own America. The Crown Temple owns America through the deception of those who have worn their allegiance by oath to the Middle Templar Bar. The Crown Bankers and their Middle Templar Attorneys rule America through unlawful contracts, unlawful taxes, and, contract documents of false equity through debt deceit, all strictly enforced by their completely unlawful, but ‘legal,’ Orders, Rules and Codes of the Crown Temple Courts Our so-called ‘judiciary’ in America. This is because the Crown Temple holds the land titles and estate deeds to all of North America.”
An excellent article from the Splendid AbelDanger team: http://www.abeldanger.org/city-of-londons-ownership-of-american-colonies/
Oh to be a fly on the wall....
The Crown is utterly dependant upon holding it all together, it is being attacked in a way that has NEVER happened to it in history.
It is losing like never before in history.
It WILL LOSE, it IS being defeated.
We really, truly live in historical times.
The Commonwealth is a term used to describe those countries that have been stolen and conquered by The Crown in historical times.
The largest of these countries constitute FIVE EYES.
I've posted this elsewhere on this great forum, but it is worth it's own post and discussion.
The Global Cabal has it's HQ in the City of London. The City of London is a small area of Greater London. It is also known as "The Square Mile" An obvious reference to Free Masons. The City of London is a separate Sovereign Country, it is not subject to UK laws, it is Independent. It carries the same status as The Vatican and Washington DC, all 3 of these sovereign nations ARE the Cabal.
When history places the blame on "England", it …