>Mueller starts with manafort

>Moves on to Podesta group

>Goes after Wasserman Schultz

>Goes after Wasserman-Schultz' IT Pakistanis

>while he's at it, cracks down on h1b1 indians taking programming jobs

>cracks down on twitter through h1bindians

>moves on to facebook

>friends Abigail Shapiro on facebook

>moves on to Ben Shapiro

>cracks down on whatever Ben Shapiro is doing

>moves on to Youtube demonitization

>cracks down Jake Paul

>moves on to Republicans

>cracks down all Republicans

>declares constitutional convention

>now has dirt on everyone

>they unanimously vote him Fourth Ceasar of Fourth Rome

>mobilizes the military

>declares Canada rightful American clay

>cracks down on Canada