Just for the pure, vindictive glee of it.
>Had to discontinue her book tour in the UK
Oh wow, that's as convenient as the boots themselves.
Didn't know how to make this funny except to subvert the expectation of humor.
I feel like I'm getting a little funnier.
I'm at like, "Facebook grandma" level now.
This one can be deployed immediately. Goes stale if her arrest is announced.
Obama is worth $40 mil by my reading.
Suggestion: leave out the NK line, replace "????" with, "Years as president: 100?" with the corrected net worth.
Keeps it focused on the obvious corruption in his finances.