They'll read it in the section titled, "longest, gayest LARP on 4chan".
>Who is LL?
Reporter
>Why is she important?
Egypt
>Benghazi?
Scandal
>What happened one day after the truth was revealed to the public?
Istanbul
>Why is this important?
Set-up
>What do all false flags have in common?
Treason
Oh wow all first letters spell RESIST senpai! What could Q mean by this!?