Greg should do fake breaking news updated like he used to do on Red Eye
I DID NOT ASK FOR IT MORON. MY PARENTS WERE IDIOTS AND I AM WILLING TO TRADE PEOPLE'S LIVES IF PRESENTED A CHANCE TO TURN BACK THE CLOCK AND STOP SOME GREEDY DOCTOR FROM SELLING MY FORESKIN TO A COSMETIC COMPANY.
Smugness and groupthink
That's kind and all Aussie but yours is probably covered in eucalyptus sap.
>Timur's body was exhumed from his tomb on 19 June 1941 and his remains examined by the Soviet anthropologist Mikhail M. Gerasimov, Lev V. Oshanin and V. Ia. Zezenkova. It was determined that Timur was a tall and broad-chested man with strong cheek bones. At 5 feet 8 inches (1.73 meters), Timur was tall for his era. The examinations confirmed that Timur was lame and had a withered right arm due to his injuries. His right thighbone had knitted together with his kneecap, and the configuration of the knee joint suggests that he had kept his leg bent at all times and therefore would have had a pronounced limp.[80][81] Gerasimov reconstructed the likeness of Timur from his skull and found that Timur's facial characteristics displayed Mongoloid features with some Caucasoid admixture. Oshanin also concluded that Timur's cranium showed predominately the characteristics of a South Siberian Mongoloid type.
In the 14th century 5'8 was considered extremely tall. Randlet was born too late.
Iosif said a girl he knows was working during the election and got him a hat. Said he was going to show us tomorrow.
Oh yeah I found something pretty spooky.
>It is alleged that Timur's tomb was inscribed with the words, "When I rise from the dead, the world shall tremble." It is also said that when Gerasimov exhumed the body, an additional inscription inside the casket was found, which read, "Whomsoever opens my tomb shall unleash an invader more terrible than I."[82] In any case, three days after Gerasimov began the exhumation, Adolf Hitler launched Operation Barbarossa, the largest military invasion of all time, upon the Soviet Union.[83] Timur was re-buried with full Islamic ritual in November 1942 just before the Soviet victory at the Battle of Stalingrad.[84]
The Soviets triggered the Nazi invasion by disturbing a dead Muslim warlord's tomb if you want to believe in curses and stuff, but then again the Trump Curse exists so who knows.
They probably should have opened it way earlier all things considered. The curse probably would have gotten Hitler to invade before having to bail out Mussolini.
A more chadlier warlord then.