whatever you do, try to bake in 10.

if someone has a question, answer them in one of your bundles. for a stupid or naive question, or a self-nom, usually if you wait, an anon will answer for you.

if it hasn't got an URL it ain't notable.

only exceptions is anon opines that tickle the almonds.

>>9341

breaks everything. scrapers, baker scripts.

you are one of the worst offenders, so learn this well.

>>9366

tops of breads are 4 posts, dough, then:

bundle at 200

bundle at 400-500

bundle at 600-650 last call if you do that

maybe a final bundle at 680-700 "baking now"

fresh bread announcement

no need for anything else. nothing worse than a chatty baker.

>>9382

many anons use a script that starts fading all your posts after 15. not good to be a faded baker.

>>9381

use one of the scripts like Toastmaster so you know right away (within 30 seconds or so) if Q posts. Ribbit!

>>9389

you may think it's "dumb" but people use it. Do you want to look stupid? Inconsiderate? Look like a shill baker?

>>9386

save those for underneath your bundles. say it all in the bundles. with a bundle every 200, anons get used to idea that you will either have their notable or a response in the bundle.

>>9397

I have always considered getting chatty because of "slow bread" a copout. There are millions of people watching even during a slow bread. If they see that the baker is receptive and adding descriptive titles rather than spamming like a second rate DJ, they come out of the woodwork and great breads happen.

The more "personality" you put out there, the less they do that.

>>9669

that baker is too good otherwise to not know how to make a title.