Did I hear the shills are whining again because Biden didn't really win?
And yet… the (fake) news seems to be reporting that only Corn the Turkey was pardoned:
"This year's bird, Corn, was chosen over compatriot Cob after the White House ran a poll on Twitter asking which one should be spared between the two."
https://www.npr.org/2020/11/24/937997025/trump-to-pardon-turkey-again-trying-to-show-normalcy-amid-the-abnormal
Reconcile.