Anons

Although we're now in enemy territory, I've been able to get through to the Council via the Embassy of the Doge Republic.

>I am pleased to announce that Kekistan has awarded each of you the title of Lindell's Raiders for your glorious counterstrike, and hereby authorizes for wear the Lindell's Raiders Ribbon for the Skirmish at the PillowTalk Lounge.

Wear with pride.

(Note: the "Still Fucking Comfy" device is authorized for wear, but it is sold separately in the Exchange and the Council did not authorize its issuance…something about budget tightening, that part of the transmission was garbled.)