…and nobody believes your story. You just didn't do it yesterday because you got called out on it yesterday:
This is the bread where the ghostbaker really fags out and starts their weird no-note ebake half way through the bread.
it makes it so that ebakers, or newer bakers will be less likely to step up into a full bake, because:
a) the bread is already half over and the newfag baker knows they will be chaising the bottom. Douches hand off mid-bread in this way. Sgrvl does it all the time.
b) "there's bread already".. which turns into "an oldfag baker will come at some point"
c) any newfag baker knows they'll get confronted with anons telling them about various problems with the dough if they don't clean it up fairly fast. so usually will stay that way (ie- floundering ebake) until a seasoned baker steps in.
d) it raises the drama level, so any baker that does step in, gets set up for a bread war once they revert the dough to pre-rodent condition. Because they will assume the bake and then ghost it fucked up again. At least until sgrvl goes away to do whatever else they do.
e) it increases board infighting due to the nature of the impersonation that goes on by the part(ies) involved with the vpn fuckery.
…But yeah, the douche is all about the team…Oh look, they just ghosted @350, like yesterday…:
TL;DR: Fuck. You. And. Your. Patterns.