Gaslighting is rampant across the board. You failed, but you'll never know what, because it's our idea and secret. Just want you to know howeverโฆ you failed.
โฆ I guess a congratulations is in order.
I'm not thanking anyone who thinks the aborted failed.
haha. This is not the first time an announcement like this has mysteriously popped up. Fuck fatherhood Harry. Pay a European Goddess to pump out a few good genes and get on with it.