(a week ago from today) My great uncle asked the 6 year old granddaughter of a friend if she knew what tomorrow was.

She responded with "It's President's Day".

He then asked, "Do you know what that means?"

"Its the day the President steps outside the White House to see his shadow and if he can it means we have four more years of bullshit", she replies.

Thought anons would get a kick out of this…