Democrat Biden bombing Syria BEFORE sending our $2000 checks, sounds about right for the D team

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Mike Cernovich

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Syria? That didn’t take long.'

6:10 PM · Feb 25, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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Tanei the Science Guy, PhD Man scientist

@Dr_TJRicks

Damn Biden sent bombs to Syria before he sent the 2k stimmy?

And the stock market is shit??

Welp at least orange man gone right?

3:30 AM · Feb 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

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El Guapo

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Gotta lay that pipe.

Charles Brown

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Shockingly fast right?

Matt G

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What’s surprising? The agenda has always been clear.

EGreen

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I won the pot at work. I took Syria -180 days. Easy money.

>>13054953

kek

>I won the pot at work. I took Syria -180 days. Easy money.

>>13054953

Build Back Better

Biden Bombings But were Broke

Everyone will soon miss Trump

will be biblical

https://twitter.com/The_Kyle_Mann/status/1365318462155886592

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Kyle Mann, boop/bop/beep

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Another one of our

@TheBabylonBee

prophecies fulfilled

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1365376083638509571

The Babylon Bee

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Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue

https://babylonbee.com/news/three-conservatives-who-refuse-to-bow-to-trump-statue-thrown-into-fire-at-cpac

Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue

February 26th, 2021

ORLANDO, FL—Three conservative CPAC attendees refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at the conference, sources confirmed today. Those at the conference had been instructed to bow down and worship when Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." played on the PA system.

The three attendees, though, said they could not violate their consciences and worship a man.

"What's a conscience?" asked one confused conference organizer. "Sounds scary."

The three men were given one last chance to repent and bow when the song played, but they refused, causing the Republican party leaders present to order the furnace heated seven times. They were then tossed in.

At publishing time, Republicans were shocked to see a fourth man standing in the fire with them: Mike Pence.

>>13055067

i would buy a gold trump

feel like it would be a HUGE investment

when gold ends the fed

how great if gold ingots will then be called trump ingots

make them look just like the gold trump at cpac

which technically would make them not an ingot as it would not be oblong

>>13055142

trump ingot

>>13055137

innerhubbardtard

hahahaha

that is clever

>>13055139

pb that shit for phonefags retard

>>13055140 good catch >>13054726

>>13054953

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1365353435068063746

The Babylon Bee

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Proud Obama Awards His Nobel Peace Prize To Biden For Bombing Syria

https://babylonbee.com/news/proud-obama-hands-over-his-nobel-peace-prize-to-biden-for-bombing-syria

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Joe Biden has in his first one hundred days hit a milestone of every American presidency – bombing the Middle East. This has been met with praise from former President Barack Obama, who, in a symbolic gesture, handed over his Nobel Peace Prize to Biden.

“Here, you deserve this now,” said Obama to Biden. “I am so proud of you.”

Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 – the first time the prize was awarded to someone simply for existing. He then made sure all bombs and missiles had written on them, “From Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack Obama,” so people knew they weren’t being incinerated by some heartless warmonger.

Biden has now continued the tradition, striking militia groups in Syria. Biden says he knew the militia groups were up to something because they were in Syria, a place commonly bombed by the U.S. Biden just quietly bombed them, a big difference from Donald Trump, who would often precede his bombings with mean tweets like, “I’M GONNA BOMB YA!”

Syrians seem to have noted the difference. “Ah! We’re being bombed again!” said a Syrian, fleeing bombs.

Biden seems to have really appreciated the gesture of Obama handing over his Nobel Peace Prize, though Obama had to keep telling Biden it wasn’t chocolate, as Biden kept sticking it in his mouth.

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>>13054953

Just in:

"Biden grants citizenship for everyone who voted for him"