yippee
A beaver worth petting
put the hopium pipe down
You mean Joe should plagiarize a third grader?
Not bad for a 60 year old
you'll be chased by a homicidal maniac
Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things, they don't seem the same
Acting funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
Nice watch.
Gaddafi Said "Bill won't let Hillary give him head".
Everytime I think, They can't say anything dumber, They do.
Durham can't resign from a no show job.
AG's are elected.
Do it Q
After Obama. I don't even pay attention to the National Debt anymore.
You bet it is. Go ahead and start holding your breath.
Silent farts… quiet but deadly.
Muslims are gayest fuckers around. Five times a day they stick their asses up in the air.