That describes Creepy Uncle Joe.
It's all about the Benjamins.
Just like they want to "fire" parents who won't get their kids vaccinated…these quacks get kickbacks for having so many kids shot up with poison.
I don't know, fren, in this day and age, sending your kids to school makes them into dumbasses.
Reading, 'riting, and 'rithmetic has become reduce, reuse, and recycle, among other things.
I remember the 1976 Michigan plates… (middle picture)
TVTropes site has a trope, "Every Car is a Pinto." kek