slow claps
steps out of the shadows
Heh… not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your consensus cracking, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank… I can tell it's got some thought behind it… lots of quotable material…
But shilling isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled… that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Turbo Kike? To join those esteemed Juden ranks? To call yourself a member of the Shekelman's Corps? shilling takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes greed. The world-class shysters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammerstein and Bess Kalb - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight Minorah-oil, working like it's anuddah Shoad to craft that next Jewish trick.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new scheme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's time to "gas the Kikes," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate goyim over at the_donald. The Merchant Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan cuck meme you craft in your matzoh bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of Goebbels or some shit that a million different Johnny Goy-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Kippuh up, kid. Don't get all nebbish on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your hand clasping.
See you on the boards…