wanna know how you can for sure tell the assassination attempt wasn’t actually on muhcron? it’s because he’s a Really Good Boy who always does what he’s told. he wouldn’t betray his masters.
it’s a redirect so the normies don’t think it was for POTUS and so they keep believing that he is a big meanie who didn’t want to stand in the rain
y’see, muhcron is Extremely Useful to them. he saves up his Good Boy Points which allows him to redeem them for favors, such as assass redirect news stories. think of the optics this gives france “omg look at the bad stuff he said about drumpf, they tried to get him, it was clearly da nationalists!!1!”