IBM 360 MAINFRAMES RUNNING COBOL WERE THE LAST SAFE PCs.
IF YOU'RE NOT RUNNING THAT, YOU'RE RETARDED
YOU HAVE A TINY DESK, RETARD
THE FIRST SIGN OF A CULT
I GOT CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME FROM TYPING ALL THESE CAPTCHAS.
I NEED TO SUE THE HIGHEST RANKING ANON TO GET MY MEMBERSHIP FEES BACK.