New Elton John movie. Do I need to say anything?

Hes touching the damn star. I thought Kroger was bad. This is Absurd.

israELTON John. Ellen Degenerate.

Obama Nation = Abomination

israELVIS Presley. The King.

Gee I wonder why Israel had to be saved for last?

All the cool kids sit in the back of the class because the red kachina is the big bad apple in the back.

The red shield should have spent less time raping and torturing children and more time guarding the secret.

Whoopsie Daisys

The Old Guard needs to lose 80 lbs.

The Old Guard needs to go to the Dentist.

Don Lemon is a fucking idiot.

This is CNN.

Five Below The Ecliptic

The "elites" secret sun is below the ecliptic.

1 red winged sun + 4 planets = Five BELoW

There's Bel again.

What are the odds?

Bible = By Bel

We were all born into a Satanic Sun CULT.