…Witches are specifically female.
…Numeric palindrome check'd.
…Your cartoons aren't fooling anyone, bunghole.
…Day shift hall monitor, I presume?
…That makes no goddamn sense. Thoughts (thinking) is enslaving?
…Then, later, you discover that Jesus was an astronomical event based upon an ancient solar system alignment, not a being. Welcome to the 21st. century.
…Oddly makes some sense. The 'soul' being an energy and gold acting as a shield to deflect 'radiation' or to retain the energy.