Don't forget guys,
AG's need disguises, because when you're the Attorney General wtf are you doing not using a secret email name?
so ffs call'em by their preferred monikers…
Loretta (Elizabeth Carlisle) Lynch
Eric (Lew Alcindor) Holder
and side note: Lew Alcindor is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's birth name so that's kinda extra fucky.