= ATTENTION ALL LEGISLATORS READING THIS =
WOULD YOU STUPID CUNTS DO SOMETHING FUCKING USEFUL AND LEGALIZE WEED ALREADY?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT LENGTHS I'M HAVING TO GO TO CRAFT AN EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE TARBALL OF RESIDUE RIGHT NOW?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST FUCKING DO ONE USEFUL THING IN YOUR FUCKING LIVES WHAT DO WE FUCKING PAY YOUR SALARIES FOR YOU BLOATED FAT NIGGER CUNTS?
DO IT MOTHERFUCKING JUST DO IT ALREADY WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DO IT EVENTUALLY JUST FUCKING DO IT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
That's all, carry on.