reddit needs you. we figured P out hours ago.
lurk more.
standby. thank you for your patience.
I feel you. truly do.
we are working on the problem.
remember, only a certain person can fix this.
he may or may not be around right now.
your problem has been noted, and I
can PROMISE YOU as soon as the right person arrives, I will personally remind him of this issue.
THANK YOU PATRIOT FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. WE ARE ONLY HUMAN.