>>150161
I had a dream once. I was floating in space and it felt like I was in the womb.I felt nothing but blissful contentment.
Then I began to pick up speed and I opened me eyes and saw that I was falling toward earth. I picked up speed until I was eventually rocketing towards earth like a meteor, and when I hit, it caused great devastation.
When I picked myself up off the ground from the fall, all I felt was anger and lust for that place in the heavens that I had before the fall, so I decided that I was going to get back there on my own.
I built an altar with stair cases leading to every continent on the planet, and I caused all the people of the earth to file mindlessly up those steps to be sacrificed at the top, where I stood waiting.
In the center of the altar was a large hole going all the way to the bottom, and every time I would kill someone, I would throw their head in the hole and kick their bodies off the side of the altar to the earth far below. Once the hole was filled with the heads of humanity, and their bodies were stacked all the way to the lip of the altar, I would be able to ascend back into the heavens and regain my former bliss.
Then I woke up and considered the dream and I realized that satan had just offered me the world. satan can go fuck himself. Jesus saves