Wait hold the phone; they have THAT kind of technology? I was contacted in a dream by fuckerberg and husband cronies; trying to get me to join their side. They wanted me to train in their secret underground headquarters that you entered through an elevator in an extremely large pipe. I spent 2 days watching; listening. It was like the Wolf of Wall Street sort of; everybody was a rich asshole with an affinity for partying. On day 3 I brought in a packet full of owls and symbols n shit; walked right up to fuckerberg, and asked him “hey what’s up with this stuff?” And he said “to understand you have to go through the ceremony.” And the whole place went silent. The lights shut off, I was picked up and put on a desk, and they tried strapping me down. A pop up tent was put up above me, I remember somebody candles, and a chant. Then some little kids walked out in bathing suits; couldn’t be more than 6 years old. AND I FLIPPED OUT. “NOPE. NOT DOING IT. Thanks from inviting me but I’m gone.” And they let me go, but not without trying to poison me on my way out.
Seriously the most intense and longest dream I’ve ever had; and my roommates all told me “you’ve gotta stop reading all that conspiracy shit.”
This was right about halfchan thread 200. Fucking terrified me. I stopped trying to organize things for the threads after that.