www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/health/ct-hillary-clinton-email-sleep-sanitarium-20150902-story.html

Sure, we want to know about Hillary Clinton's take on the first Rod Blagojevich trial and why she calls herself "Gertie," but for sleep-starved Americans, one of the most pressing questions to arise from Clinton's recently released emails to her friend Betsy Ebeling is, what's a Swiss sleep sanitarium? And where do we sign up?

her friend Betsy Ebeling is, what's a Swiss sleep sanitarium? And where do we sign up?

In a 2010 exchange with her old Park Ridge pal, Clinton says, "We're trying to get away for a week on Friday. I'd really like to go to one of those Swiss sleep sanitariums, if they still exist."