No, a share of stock is an ownership share in a corporation. That corporation may have assets, hard assets, even gold. A share in that is not generally worthless and can be worth a lot, even a lot of gold.
In fact, where are the new Q posts? I looked at the .txt file, and they're not there. Also I looked on halfchan and didn't see an obvious place where Q is posting, is there one? Sorry if this is all explained somewhere but I didn't see it.