>>245820 - Correct!
Basically, and gently, start with the "ye know how the planet's surrounded by satellites and thus we're are under 100% surveillance!? Yeah, well how can millions of children disappear without a trace, like every year?!"
I've stumped a few with that alone. There's always one dick that'll go quiet and find a dickhead video taking the piss out of Trump, but that also can turn heads!